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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 04:20:07 PM » |
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Hello 6 fingers
Its amazing what he does, notice he has all his digits intact
He must have a box full of hands
Thats a BANDSAW hes playing with!! They cut skin and bones
Cool elephant thou, must try that
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 09:11:55 PM » |
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I thought it was a reindeer.
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2009, 09:35:27 PM » |
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Look again, its an elephant!
I have a half finish Huon Pine carving at work,
I must take a pic and show you, you'll die laughing
My nurse's daughter at 10 years old asked me what it is,,,,"well, its a Reindeer"
Maybe not, you'll really think I lost my marbles then
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2009, 09:46:41 PM » |
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Stephen - you made me look - again.
But, alas - it was a reindeer. No trunk...
You know why elephants are not allowed at the beach?
The can't keep their trunks up!
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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2009, 10:44:26 AM » |
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You know why elephants are not allowed at the beach?
The can't keep their trunks up!
*GROAN* What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Ellifino. |
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2009, 01:17:55 PM » |
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OK guys your elephant jokes need some better material.
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2009, 12:29:24 PM » |
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Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!
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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2009, 05:29:33 PM » |
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whaaa?
right over my head.
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2009, 10:12:27 PM » |
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How do you kill a blue elephant - with a blue elephant gun.
How do kill a pink elephant - (Answer below )
Ha, there is no such thing as a pink elephant gun. You are insane to think so. You make the elephant hold its breath until it turns blue, and then blast it with the blue elephant gun.
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« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2009, 12:37:59 AM » |
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How do you get out from the inside of an elephant?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out!
(I had a whole book of elephant jokes when I was a kid - lame, huh?)
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« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2009, 04:30:54 AM » |
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How do you know if an elephant used your bath?
The spunge will be wet.
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« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2009, 04:38:27 AM » |
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Why do elephants paint their @#$%%^s red?
So they can hide in the cherry trees
Next Joke,,,,,
How did Tarzan die?
He went cherry pickin
Dang! I'm gonna get censored again!
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« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2009, 05:02:50 AM » |
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« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2009, 08:18:57 AM » |
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: Here come the elephants.
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
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