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« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2008, 10:24:23 AM » |
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So, he thought he'd make something cooler:
a puzzle with many locks,
a Robert Yarger Stickman box,
or the Irmo of Eric Fuller.
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« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2008, 03:06:43 PM » |
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His brains he was then racking
Over a box made for packing
Calling a friend on the Canadian coast
Much needed help from Mr John Devost
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« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2008, 07:00:23 PM » |
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John came to his aid,
and with his lathe made,
a puzzle creation that
contained a grenade.
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« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2008, 11:18:03 PM » |
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For it wasn't too long
That this puzzle went wrong
And it was solved in a flash
With a big mighty crash!
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« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2008, 12:11:17 AM » |
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But after the crash, there was something larger
A bigger 40 birthday bash for Mr Yarger!
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« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2008, 12:48:43 AM » |
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But he wasn't old and he wasn't too frail,
He partied so hard and was taken to jail.
Sober up said the judge, or your fine will be steep,
And feel lucky I pardoned what you did with that sheep.
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« Reply #36 on: December 23, 2008, 01:57:25 AM » |
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That bugger, such a low lugger
how can he stoop so low, OH, he was actually working his hoe
after a days work on the land, his efforts just turned to sand
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« Reply #37 on: December 23, 2008, 08:20:31 AM » |
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Now, how can an angry porcupine
make puzzleboxes with dovetails and splines,
then sell them on line?
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« Reply #38 on: December 23, 2008, 09:25:36 AM » |
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Well, sir, it was a drunken porcupine,
with puzzle-making prowess to spare.
His boxes were faulty,
His foxes were salty,
and he didn't think it was fair.
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« Reply #39 on: December 23, 2008, 09:34:00 AM » |
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Indeed:
The question before you is how said porcupine,
could not make a puzzle and sell it online.
Some people may think its perposterously dumb,
Cause porcupines don't have an opposible thumb.
But these creature are crafty, and at crafts they are better.
They use their long needles to knit fine wool sweaters.
So his bout with the sheep, was not that taboo.
and his talent with puzzles is certainly true.
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« Reply #40 on: December 23, 2008, 10:07:12 AM » |
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A rare creature indeed
possessor of talents galore;
but, one can hardly ignore
that he is still a beast.
Before long we'd have agreed
that the porcupine can read.
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« Reply #41 on: December 23, 2008, 11:40:51 AM » |
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He got drunk on mead, and took a line on a bead
poor thing, went on the bling
Stumbled and rumbled around
to where ballons abound
everything went with a bang
eventually the fat lady sang
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