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« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2008, 05:14:35 PM » |
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. . .start saving lint balls from the dryer so you can full fill your dream of being the first man to making a . . .
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« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2008, 05:25:19 PM » |
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... king-size lint mattress with his-and-hers lint pillows, then go even further and ...
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« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2008, 07:01:26 PM » |
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...start saving belly button lint to make the world's largest...
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Beware the lollipop of mediocrity...lick it once and you suck forever.
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« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2008, 10:37:23 PM » |
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Lint constructed fighter jet. To fight off those space aliens from MARS, and give justice to my monkey, but the story doesn't end here because....
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When you know how the magic works, you cast the spell that brings a smile of mystification. When you don't know the sleight of hand, the trick of the eye, beware: what you see is what you don't get.
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« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2008, 11:01:49 PM » |
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. . . it never really began. You see, it was all really a dream that I had after a long night of heavy drinking and . . . .
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« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2008, 01:56:36 AM » |
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...eating week old pizza. Last time this happened, I woke up...
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« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2008, 09:47:24 AM » |
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... in the monkey house at the Bronx Zoo, which is where I...
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« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2008, 02:37:18 PM » |
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. . . go when I want to talk with really intelligent creatures about profound thoughts of . . .
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« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2008, 09:56:23 PM » |
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fecal trajectories. Who wants to start round two? this one has gone back to monkies too many times  |
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« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2008, 11:30:24 PM » |
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How about this. We add to it the element of rhyme as a theme. Everyone follow suit. We are intelligent puzzle people. We can handle it. I will start with:
Once I served a bottle of wine,
To an angry porcupine. . .
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« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2008, 11:40:06 PM » |
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He got really drunk and fell on the floor,
right before things started to get poor.
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« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2008, 01:54:00 AM » |
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To generate funds, he started a creation
To begin, it was a rhombic first stellation
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« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2008, 08:31:36 AM » |
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But, soon he had a revelation:
making the puzzle sensation
wouldn't be like making a muffin
for he was no Stewart T. Coffin.
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« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2008, 08:33:21 AM » |
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It looked like a burr
and made his ass purr
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« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2008, 09:33:05 AM » |
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So he sold it online, for a price that seemed fine.
It went for a twenty, which he felt was plenty.
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