The other day I went to do some shopping. When I was finished and came out of the center, there was a cop busy writing a ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Please Mister, I don't come in the city very often. Give me a break."
He just ignored me stone faced and went on writing.
I called him a pumpkin head with the compassion of a vulture.
He ignored me and started with a second ticket for the tires that were a bit worn.
I called him an idiot with the mentality of a day old pig that had nothing better to do than to lay about on the streets and getting paid for annoying people.
He looked coldly at me and started with his third ticket for a crack in the windscreen.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I ranted and raved, the more he wrote.
"You fatty with the Beergut!!!" and a lot more I told the man. He got purple and pink and gritted on his teeth. You could just see his blood pressure coming to the boil.
At last my bus came and I left.
I try to have some fun every day. It is important!!!