A screwdriver is also a tasty refreshment for those lacking vitamin C.
A plunge router is someone who jumps into the middle of a group and scares everyone off in different direction.
Currently, a dust collector is anyone who has invested in the U.S. stockmarket.
Seel wool is something that you make an armoured sweater out of.
A cabinetmaker is someone who makes a prototype for a really cool puzzle cabinet, but instead of finishing them all and posting pictures of them on the fourm decides to post silly woodshop sayings online. (Yeah- we are talking about Phil here)