A south african, an aussie and a londoner, were sitting in a pub having a pint of beer. The south african grabs his beer, downs it and throws his glass in the air and draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air, he grins to the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and shouts "in souff afrika we hef so meny glausses, we never drenk out of the same glaus twass!"
The aussie then downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass and puts the gun back on the bar and shouts " Ay mate, osstraarlear, we have so much bladdy saaand which makes glaaass reeeally cheap, so we too never drink out of the same glaaas twice!"
The londoner looks at the two of them, finishes his beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the aussie and the south african and says "in london we have so many bloody south african and aussies, that we never have to drink with the same ones twice!"
