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Barbara Devost
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« on: September 19, 2008, 01:21:07 PM »

A south african, an aussie and a londoner, were sitting in a pub having a pint of beer.  The south african grabs his beer, downs it and throws his glass in the air and draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air, he grins to the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and shouts "in souff afrika we hef so meny glausses, we never drenk out of the same glaus twass!"
The aussie then downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass and puts the gun back on the bar and shouts " Ay mate, osstraarlear, we have so much bladdy saaand which makes glaaass reeeally cheap, so we too never drink out of the same glaaas twice!"
The londoner looks at the two of them, finishes his beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the aussie and the south african and says "in london we have so many bloody south african and aussies, that we never have to drink with the same ones twice!" Grin
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2008, 01:30:12 PM »

See, it is that mindset that gets me scared of the redheads.
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2008, 01:32:52 PM »

Strangely enough, some strands of my hair turns red in the sunlight...
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2008, 01:36:04 PM »

A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey John! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers John.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2008, 01:43:20 PM »

Funny Joke

And hey Matt, I knew that you had were a bit of a handful the first time I heard from you.  Welcome to the world of the "ginger" - of course from South Park.

We can now stop picking on Barb and everyone pick on Matt.
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2008, 01:44:48 PM »

yep, part Irish. it only shows when I am out in the sunlight to long.


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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2008, 01:48:21 PM »

We won't hold that against you Matt, I'm part 'Scottish' Grin
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2008, 02:40:33 PM »

Och lassie, that explains it all!!! Roll Eyes

Noo goot can come of this!!!
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