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Topic: Sipho (Read 1296 times)
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August 12, 2008, 09:27:26 AM »
Sipho's sister is pregnant and was in a bad car accident, which caused
her to fall into a deep coma.
After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.The doctor replies,
Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your
brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself,"Oh no! Not Sipho; He's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,"Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor answers.
The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was
wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?
"The doctor replies, "Denephew..."
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This is a test of the emergency broadcast system!!
Reply #1 on:
August 14, 2008, 12:46:55 PM »
Willy had some dynamite,
He did not understand it qutie,
Being careful seldom pays,
It rained Willy for 7 days.
Willy with a thirst for gore,
Nailed his sister to the door,
Mother came and said quite quaint,
"Willy dear, don't scratch the paint."
In the family drinking well,
Willy pushed his sister Nell,
She's still there becuase it kilt her,
Now we have to buy a filter.
Reply #2 on:
August 14, 2008, 02:04:30 PM »
I thought that might be an 'Andrew Dice Clay' joke for a minute there
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