Robert,  How do we know if that is really the thumb that was injured?I think we need a picture of both thumbs, yes at the same time! So you may need some help doing this.I'm sure your wife won't mind helping you out.

Robert, yesterday you admitted to being a "redneck", but today you would like to be wiser than me (a red head). I don't think that wiser and redneck actually go together 

We won't hold that against you Matt, I'm part 'Scottish'

Okay, you're off the hook, your thumb looks okay, now get back in the workshop and make some sawdust!!

A south african, an aussie and a londoner, were sitting in a pub having a pint of beer.  The south african grabs his beer, downs it and throws his glass in the air and draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air, he grins to the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and shouts "in souff afrika we hef so meny glausses, we never drenk out of the same glaus twass!"
The aussie then downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass and puts the gun back on the bar and shouts " Ay mate, osstraarlear, we have so much bladdy saaand which makes glaaass reeeally cheap, so we too never drink out of the same glaaas twice!"
The londoner looks at the two of them, finishes his beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the aussie and the south african and says "in london we have so many bloody south african and aussies, that we never have to drink with the same ones twice!"

JOHAN,  KEEP THE REDHEAD JOKES COMING! THEY'RE SPOT ON(SO FAR).

ROBERT;  THERE YOU ARE.  I FIGURED YOU HAD LEFT TO GO FIND SOME BACKUP TO BATTLE THE REDHEAD.  SINCE YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME, I FIGURE  I CAN LET IT SLIDE.

Hey, I'm holdin' you to that!  You are the 'reason' I no longer have the least amount of posts

Oh by the way, I'm not 'timid by nature, soft or slow' but I would look over your things like a 'pit bull'!!
Now as for Robert, since it took all afternoon yesterday to reply back to me, I assumed you had went to get your tetanus shot!  You're officially of Jeannie's sympathy train and on the 'I told you so' train!!

Also, I grew up with three older brothers so it would take a lot more than a few 'week' jabs to get me frazzled

Johan, I really liked your 'redhead' jokes, they're very accurate!

I'm not 100% sure but 'duct tape & Vodka' don't count as medical training but I'm sure as PUZZLE WIDOWS, your wife and I would have lots to talk about, unlike some other PEOPLE, I'm trying to have the least amount of posts, and we know who I'm talking about   By the way, you can't 'holster' a redhead

Riding your wife's sympathy train, is a lot nicer than riding the 'I told you so train'...GO TO SEE A DOCTOR and then you can buy some wood while your in town to replace the blood soaked 'Bloodwood', because if you get some funky 'monkey disease' the 'I told you so train' is going to be a long and painful ride!!

There's a new study about women and how they feel about their ass, the results were pretty interesting:

30% of women think their ass is too fat...

10% of women think their ass is too skinny...

The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world

Hi Robert, this is john's wife Barb Where is your wife Somebody needs to keep an eye on you guys, you're not spending enough time in the workshop